Anonymous asked: I happened across your tumblr and wanted to let you know that I think you're the most beautiful human being I've ever seen. Also, based off of your posts, I think your inside matches.

o-o Thank you. I dunno how where you’re getting that from, but I really appreciate it :) You’re an amazing person for brightening up my day (night, whatever)!

Anonymous asked: What didn't you do? 0.o

i didn’t do a lot of anything. part of that was a result of my adviser choosing to use committees where committees were unnecessary, but part of it was me not caring. my only major things i did as asb president were the summer stuff, the back to school skit with suga, coordinating jostens spirit gear, and leading icebreakers when there’s nothing else to do. idk, i just wish i had done more to promote spirit and inclusion and to communicate better.

i have a lot of regrets. not about what i did do, but about what i didn’t.

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

comedy-jesus:

solluxpooping:

boodlicious:

Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune”

planet zoned

scoutsbutt:

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

gardensoftherighteous:

I strongly dislike this idea that progression in countries is measured by their imitation of western society. 

i haven’t been using my tumblr much recently. hm.

lamalan:

illusionwanderer:

Flying to somewhere by Antonio Zarli 

Flying over Alps at sunrise

So prettty

ashleykatchadaurian:

stalling:

i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds

My penis is longer than this war in Afghanistan

I’m harder than a bi-partisan discussion in Congress

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Anonymous asked: What was your life or death situation?

about to fall off a cliff. woops…